So, I woke up at 4:45, 3 hours before the SAT 'cause Richard said his CCB teacher recommended it. I had a lot of time to kill so I put my potato (another thing his teacher said to do was eat a potato for breakfast) in the oven while I killed time. Actually, what I really did was sleep for another hour. Around 5:46 jerked awake 'cause I was scared I overslept, and I went to check on my potato. Soooooo, I still had a laaarge amount of time to kill and it took me forever to decide what to wear. To SATs. I hate looking really plain even if I'm going nowhere. Anywho, I wore this blue shirt thing but I ended up changing into my eco-friendly shirt made of 70% bamboo 'cause it is pretty badass. Then I called Richard to wake his sleepy self up at 6 and FINALLY my potato is done! Well, not really 'cause it was still kinda potato-y. Like, still hard-ishhh. I don't know how to explain it! But it wasn't as mushy as I wanted it to be but I stuck some organic :) cheese in it so it could melt! Yayyyy! I love melty cheese :D My potato probably isn't significant, BUT IT WILL BE WHEN I GET A 2400 ON THE SAT! Hahahaha, I kid. I wish...
I soooo would have driven myself to JV, but those directions were whack! So my dad ended up taking me. The SAT wasn't THAT bad.. But I lost a cookie to Anthony and I got hungry later. Huong and I would walk around like 50 steps at break and then 5 minutes were over. WTF man! 4 hours later. I SEE THE SUNLIGHT! And I finally got to pee! I PEED FOR SO LONG BUT IT FELT SO GOOD. Diverging from that subject.. I went to Jordan's house for the first time! Yayyyy 'cause we went to volunteer at Marie's church and omg, my parents were being so bitchy. I was planning to go to Richard's after volunteer and if I could go, I could take Huong home and they were all like: "HOW LONG WILL YOU BE THERE???!!!! WHY ARE YOU COMING HOME SO LATE IT WILL BE DARK." WTHHHHHHH, are they trying to shelter me for the rest of my life?! I have to drive at night sooner or later. I already have too! They are so weird... Long story short (this whole blog is a pretty long story har har), they told me I could go to Richard's after.
OKAY, so after chilling at Jordan's for like 10 minutes and looking at his mom's modely pictures, we went to St. Max to face paint! And duuuude, I was huunnngrrryyyy! Bought some tokens for food, got a hot dog, and chowed the eff down! Oh! And we got free t-shirts :) We get to the face painting booth and it's pretty crowded and we get to work. I SERIOUSLY THINK I GOT THE WEIRDEST / MEAENEST KIDS. There were a couple diamonds in the rust (is that the right saying?). And it's so awkward painting faces for older kids.. Well, about an hour into the face painting, I get this little mexican boy with chubby cheeks and he's all like "I want a ninja turtle on my face." So I'm like cool, everyone wants Joker, but this kid wants a ninja turtle! And i'm 3/4 done with the green on his face and he sees some Joker kid and goes "I WANT THE JOKER!" W.T.F. So I had to wipe all that green shit off his face and start over on the white. And his dyke sister wanted one too so I had to paint her face, which was really weird 'cause I didn't wanna be all brushing her hair out of her face. Brokeback Mountain the remake much???? I got a lot of paint in her hair 'cause I didn't wanna touch that shit. AND SHE HAD A NASTY LIP RING THAT SHE TOOK OUT. I was thinking "would it get infected if i got paint in there?" So I went around it..
Around 4 my parents call me and start bitching that by the time I get to Richard's it'll be late.. OMG, their definition of late is like 6. I seriously don't know what their deal is. And they're all telling me that I need to come home and go out to eat with them but I had to take Huong home and I was all like.. I ALREADY TOLD YOU WHAT I'M DOING, WHY ARE YOU CHANGING MY PLANS?! and then my dad gets all mad at me and I don't know when he hangs up or not 'cause he always has long pauses and I'm like "Helloooo?" and I hear this "BYE!!!!" Someone stole his smile.. So anyways I felt like such a party pooper 'cause I didn't drive and I had to rely on someone else to take me home. :( Dorothy ended up taking me and Huong home and HALLELUAH MY PARENTS WERE NOT HOME WHEN WE GOT HOME! Eric was home though. Being a weirdo like he is. But anyways, I took Huong home and chilled at her house for a while and saw her freaking 3087348 purse collection.
Theeeeennnn, I went to Richard's and I was pretty much pooped. I was soooo drained from SATs and painting ungrateful little kids' faces. It was too bright in the room so I made him turn off the lights. I like dark rooms for some reason, lol. Like in school too, you know? Hahaha, I'm really weird.. LOL OMG, my mom called and asked: "what are you doing?" and blahblahblah, and I told richard, "what if one day I said 'HAVING SEX' to her?" HAHAHAH OMG, I WILL SERIOUSLY SAY THAT ONE DAY. It was hilarious. It was a "you-had-to-be-there" moment. Yeah, basically we just rolled around a lot 'cause i was sleepy and watched a little of The Simpsons and COPS (gay ass show). Buuut, I was happy I saw my booboocakes <33 :D That was the highlight of my day. AND NOW FOR THE DOWNFALL.
LONG STORY SHORT THE FREAKING RED LIGHT CAMERA CATCHES ME WHEN I'M NOT EVEN RUNNING A RED LIGHT! Wtf?!?!?!?!?!! It was on the feeder of beltway 8 and i'm turning left onto 290 and stuff. And it's the light after that! where it happened. So I'm going like 50 or so and I see "photo enforced" and shit man, I think to myself, "it would really suck if I don't make it.." But what am I going to do? Stop at a green light? NO! I pass the line and it's still green and then as I'm going under the light it turns yellow and all I think is "ohshitohshitohshitohshit" 'cause that intersection place is pretty long! So I'm TRYING to speed up while saving gas, dude I don't know why I was trying to be gas efficient, but I'm speeding.. or attempting to.. AND I SEE THIS FLASH! I'm praying right now that it was someone behind me that turned left and I just didn't see them. What do I do to receive this bad karma?!?!?!
I was honest with my parents, and surprisingly, they weren't mad. I guess they know I'm a good driver 'cause I seriously always hover my breaks when i'm passing a light! That's how scared I am!
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